Catchy Comedy Schedule

For Washington, DC, DC

6:00a ET

Full House

Happy Birthday Babies, Part 2

Michelle's birthday party has just begun when Becky begins labor. Becky gives birth to twin boys, Alexander and Nicholas. 

6:30a ET

Full House

Nicky And/Or Alexander

While Rebecca returns from the hospital after the birth of her twins, a new co-host replaces her on Wake Up San Francisco. Jesse can't tell his boys apart. 

7:00a ET

Full House

Bachelor Of The Month

When Danny is chosen "Bachelor of the Month" by a San Francisco magazine, women suddenly take an avid interest in him. But Danny is interested in his new co-host, Vicky Larson. 

7:30a ET

Full House

Easy Rider

Michelle wants Joey to teach her how to ride a bicycle--but blames him for not protecting her when she falls off. 

8:00a ET

The Brady Bunch

And Now a Word from Our Sponsor

The Bradys are cast in a laundry detergent commercial by a wacky director. 

8:30a ET

The Brady Bunch

The Private Ear

Peter gets burned for eavesdropping when his siblings discuss a party being planned in his honor. 

9:00a ET

Family Affair

Latch Key Kid

Buffy petitions for more independence, especially since Jody is allowed out on his own. 

9:30a ET

The Donna Reed Show

Rebel with a Cause

Donna is asked to participate in a survey about "the average woman" and is angered at how average everyone thinks she is. 

10:00a ET

The Carol Burnett Show

Season 8, Episode 18

Carol's guests tonight are Rock Hudson and Nancy Walker! The two join Carol and company for sketch set in the grand old days of vaudeville, entitled: "When My Baby Laughs At Me." Originally aired 2/15/1975. 

11:00a ET

The Lucy Show

Lucy and the Runaway Butterfly

Lucy helps Jerry with his butterfly collection when she accidentally allows one to escape. Later on a date with a lawyer, she thinks she spots the rogue butterfly, resulting in a chaotic dinner and a disrupted court session. 

11:30a ET

The Lucy Show

Lucy Buys a Boat

Lucy and Viv purchase a "fixer upper" that's not quite seaworthy. When it slips away from it's moorings, the two are trapped in the middle of the lake in a boat that's quickly springing leaks. 

12:00p ET

I Love Lucy

The Black Eye

Everyone recalls when Lucy accidently got a black eye. 

12:30p ET

I Love Lucy

Lucy Changes Her Mind

Following Ricky's advice, Lucy decides to finish everything she started. Her first assignment: a love letter to an old boyfriend. 

1:00p ET

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

The Georgette Story

Mary and Rhoda encourage Georgette to stand up for herself around Ted. 

1:30p ET

Rhoda

Ida, the Elf

Ida is afraid that Joe will leave Rhoda if she doesn't pay more attention to her housework. 

2:00p ET

Laverne & Shirley

Born Too Late

Lenny and Squiggy imagine that they are the stars in a whole series of flashback, black and white silent movies.The films imagined are classic Lenny and Squiggy scenarios, except set in very different times-one during the first world war and another in medevial times, all the while helping damsels in distress, as only Lenny and Squiggy can! 

2:30p ET

Happy Days

Dance Contest

Marion, tired of the monotony of everyday house chores, decides to enter a televised dance contest. When Howard won't participate with her, she secretly enlists the help of Fonzie. Arnold unwittingly tells Howard that Marion has been at Arnold's early in the morning with another man, and Howard becomes suspicious. 

3:00p ET

Mama's Family

Wedding, The (Part 1)

With Vint out at a bachelor party the night before his wedding, the ladies have the house to themselves. When Naomi starts a rumor that Ellen's husband is having an affair with his secretary, the party begins to deteriorate. 

3:30p ET

Mama's Family

Wedding, The (Part 2)

Having survived Vint and Naomi's wedding, Mama's peace is disturbed by the return of the happy couple. Announcing that they've been swindled out of their housing investment, they plead with Mama to let them move back in. 

4:00p ET

The Love Boat

Doc's Ex' Change / Gift / Making the Grade

Doc's ex-wife says they are still wed; a man finds $2,000 in a borrowed jacket; a widow meets her son's teacher. 

5:00p ET

The Odd Couple

Murray the Fink

When his poker pals rib him about his poor arrest record, Murray decides to get tough... starting with arresting his friends for gambling! 

5:30p ET

The Odd Couple

Does Your Mother Know You're Out, Rigoletto?

Oscar helps get opera star Richard Fredricks for Felix's production of Rigoletto. 

6:00p ET

Good Times

The Evans' Dilemma

Keith's search for a job results in strange behavior that everyone plainly points out is not just frustration, but rather a bigger problem. Little does anyone know, Keith has developed a serious drinking problem.  

6:30p ET

Good Times

The End Of The Rainbow

This final episode brings all too good news for the Evans family. J.J. gets an offer to a comic company, Keith's bad knee is miraculously healed and is offered another football contract, and Florida is asked if she wants to move in with Keith and Thelma in the fancy apartment building across town where Willona happens to be moving and she just so happens to be her future next door neighbor. Meanwhile Thelma learns she is pregnant and she reveals it to Keith and the family. 

7:00p ET

Sanford and Son

The Stakeout

Fred becomes smitten with a woman, Miss Wallace who comes to the Sanford residence looking for a place to stay at the Sanford Arms. Meanwhile, a thief has been spotted in the neighborhood and to get the reward money, Fred lets the cops set up a stakeout in his home. However, Fred is in for a shock since the thief has been in disguise as Miss Wallace. 

7:30p ET

Sanford and Son

I Dream of Choo-Choo Rabinowitz

Lamont's mother-in-law to be is coming to Watts for a visit and Fred is a little concerned about what she's going to think of a common junk man. This leads Fred to decide to create a legacy and tries to set a world's record and get his name in the Guinness Book of World Records. His goal is to be the person to stay awake the longest. 

8:00p ET

All in the Family

The Little Atheist

Thanksgiving dinner becomes a family battleground when Archie discovers that Mike and Gloria don't want to impose the family's religious beliefs on their baby.  

8:30p ET

All in the Family

Archie's Civil Rights

Archie gets a lesson in civil liberties when he's arrested using outlawed tear gas to protect himself against a mugger. 

9:00p ET

Night Court

Melvin And Harold

When singer MEL TORME makes a return engagement in front of the bench of Judge Harold T. Stone (HARRY ANDERSON), his unpaid traffic tickets get him a front row seat in the night court jail. 

9:30p ET

Night Court

The Glasnost Menagerie

Harry (HARRY ANDERSON) has to help his immigrant friend Yakov Korolenko (YAKOV SMIRNOFF) try to get his father an extended visa from Russia. Meanwhile, Roz (MARSHA WARFIELD) gives Dan (JOHN LARROQUETTE) dancing lessons. 

10:00p ET

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Laura's Little Lie (Part 1)

Laura is forced to confess to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate. 

10:30p ET

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice (Part 2)

Rob and Laura must go out of town to make their marriage legal without their friends finding out. 

11:00p ET

Cheers

The Big Kiss-Off

Sam and Woody make a bet that they can kiss Rebecca before midnight. 

11:30p ET

Cheers

Backseat Becky, Up Front

Rebecca finds out Evan is moving to Tokyo and bringing another woman along. 

12:00a ET

Taxi

Elaine the Monk

Latka and Simka introduce Elaine to a friend of theirs visiting from their country named Zifka. Zifka is a monk who has taken a vow of silence but during his vacation is allowed a week (every ten years) to experience all worldly pleasures. He and Elaine quickly fall in love (seemingly to Alex's dismay) but Zifka must resume his silence when his week ends right before he can tell Elaine exactly how he feels about her. Elaine is saddened but understanding, and lets Zifka go. 

12:30a ET

The Bob Newhart Show

The Mentor

Carol's husband opens up a travel agency in Bob's building. 

1:00a ET

Newhart

It Happened One Afternoon (Part 2)

Dick's interviewee falls for him while Stephanie's father flies to Vermont to bring her home. 

1:30a ET

The Lost Honeymooners

Anniversary Gift & Finger Man

In "Anniversary Gift", Ralph scrambles to find a new gift for Alice without any money. Then in "Finger Man", Ralph fears for his life when a criminal he identified escapes. 

2:00a ET

The Phil Silvers Show

Bilko's Boy's Town

When the army go on maneuvers the Colonel orders Bilko to stay in camp, so with Fort Baxter empty he uses the time to form a boy's camp. 

2:30a ET

The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis

The Right Triangle

Older brother Davey convinces Dobie to invent an affair with a married woman in order to impress a new girl in school. But, as usual, things blow up in his face. 

3:00a ET

Rowan & Martin's Laugh In

Season 4, Episode 15

Sketches include Ernestine's visit, a look at the 70s, a salute to Ronald Reagan, test tube babies, the opera, and the news update. Featuring Johnny Carson, William F. Buckley, Carol Channing, Rich Little, and Phyllis Diller. 

4:00a ET

The Best of the Ed Sullivan Show

Ella Fitzgerald, Richard Harris, The Temptations, and more

Today's episode features Ella Fitzgerald, Richard Harris, Stiller and Meara, Richiardi, and the Temptations. 

On Now: 4:30a ET
The Best of the Ed Sullivan Show

Buddy Rich, Topo Gigio, and more

Today's episode features Miriam Makeba, Jay and the Techniques, Montego, George Kirby, Gianna D’Angelo, Topo Gigio, and Buddy Rich and Orchestra. 

5:00a ET

Our Miss Brooks

Marinated Herring

Principal Conklin proclaims "Board of Education Day. 

5:30a ET

Our Miss Brooks

The Festival

Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton play matchmaker and end up surprising themselves.